Let me start by saying that one time I swallowed my eye contact; my left contact to be exact. Oh! & it was my very last pair. It decided to take a trip out of my eyeball and land on the floor, I had no solution handy so I just put it in my mouth to clean it. Say "I" if you have the God given ability to know when you're going to hiccup [if you said I, you my dear, are a liar]. That's exactly what happen, I hiccuped and my contact shot to the back roof of my mouth and before I could attempt to cough it up, it was a goner. Yes, I'm about to do a crazy analogy with losing a prom date and swallowing a contact.The series of unfortunate events that caused me to swallow my contact can be compared to the series of unfortunate events that caused me to lose my prom date.
1) I didn't plan either.
2) By no means were my responsive actions to these events with the intentions of swallowing my contact/losing my date.
3) I am fully aware that I could have done some things differently.
4) It wasn't the contact/ex-dates fault, at all.
5) I can't bring either back
6) Neither killed me.
What happens when you dislike school so you look forward to weekends. Then, your weekends turn out just as crappy?
I can't give you much advice on how to get a prom date, but I sure as heck can tell you how to lose one... & in 3 days...
I deserve a round of applause for having such bad luck.
I'm pretty down about it all but, you know, life happens.
Awwww!!
ReplyDeleteLove you Nathallie!!